It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
THROW ME TO THE WOLVES
and i will return leading the pack.
I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
if you ask “who’s the man?” in a same sex relationship, you’re just proving that you believe there’s an inherent power imbalance in hetero relationships byeeeeeee
Important things I’ve learned in the last 6 months.
- Always say yes to seeing friends
- Eat breakfast every day
- Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
- Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
- There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
- Appreciate the people in your life
- Look for the good in everything
- Try new things and try them often
- Treat yourself as well as you treat others
*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness